My Bucket List

A teacher in a Detroit kindergarten class asked the children, "What kind of sound does a pig make?"

Little Tyrone stood up and yelled:

"FREEZE, MUTHAFUCKA!!"

I guess there aren't many farms in Detroit...

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MY  BUCKET  LIST

01) WIN THE LOTTERY ( at least US$15,000,000.oo )

02) TWO MONTHS IN THE ORIENT….SINGAPORE, HONG KONG, BANGKOK, MACAU,     SHANGAI, SOUL, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND ….

03) THREE MONTHS IN EUROPE…. PORTUGAL, SPAIN, ITALY, FRANCE, ENGLAND, NORWAY, FINLAND, DENMARK …

04) SPEND A MONTH IN MACAPÁ / BELÉM

05) 15 DAYS IN SOUTH AFRICA

06) TAKE A CRUISE ON THE QUEEN MARY (MAYBE NOT A FULL ROUND THE WORLD TRIP)

07) BUILD TWO DREAM HOUSES one close to Natal, RN the other 200Km from the capital of São Paulo (interior)

08) CROSS THE USA AND CANADA ON AMTRACK … 60 days

09) RENT a boat start from Manaus and visit Macapá, Belém, then all the way to Salvador, Bahia.

10) Trip on the Orient Express (Bangkok to Singapore)